I dont know who this John c riely is but I ‘m way more hadnsome then he is so their

for your health

when youyr dingus hurts, take some oirnement fromt he medince cabnet and rub it on your dingus, but donn’t make him cry.

for your dingus

the porblem is called trublmer, it’s a bad webstie that keeps you form going nightnights. 

for your health

dogs have an smelly oder that only activates when it gets wet, hence forthetthe dog is stinky.

mraybe if you wish for it ;d

for you healtb

the best thing to do whan your things start falling apart is to take some tape and then you just dwrap it around the dingus thing and youll be good to go.

for you health

all you have o do is just thing smaart thoughts and know how to takl to patients and whatnot

for you brain

all you have to do is groogle my specila bre.v.d’s and it’ll majically appear on your scren. 

for your bree.v.ds

nobod y is as imprtant as the person you wnat to be importantl so If you want to have a baby just let me kwow and I can bee you baby’s daddy

For you health

I’m a doctor dr. why you got to know that i’m a docto of? I’m a docto.r 

I’d like too byt Wayne says i’m not allowed over becasue of Jan bad shwarma gas.